why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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