Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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