I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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