You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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