I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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