ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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