it was like his penis was on wheels.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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