Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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