I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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