dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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