Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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