so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
