yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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