Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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