3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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