so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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