I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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