Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Randomize
