Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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