They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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