I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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