Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
