Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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