is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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