where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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