He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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