You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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