i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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