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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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I think your dad took our porno
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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