Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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