i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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