love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
