Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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