Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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