i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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