I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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