Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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