this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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