we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You pole danced in your parka.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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