I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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