Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Did I show you my penis last night?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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