fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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