I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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