piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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