I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Are we in a gay sports bar?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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