i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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