i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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