please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
it's great music for shaving your balls
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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