Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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