you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Randomize
